And thus follows my official list of percents:

- Chance that you will read through this entire post:
**22%** - Chance a fair coin will land on a particular side (but for the sake of political correctness, I cannot specify which one):
**50%** - Chance that a random percent between 0% and 100% is less than 67.284%:
**67.284%** - Percent that corresponds to “100%” as used in everyday speech:
**70%** - Percent that corresponds to “110%” as used in everyday speech:
**60%** - Percent that corresponds to “100%” as used by computer scientists when estimating the chance that their program will work correctly on the first try:
**3%** - The percentage of lies that are statistics:
**94%** - The chance that this particular percent is correct:
**64%** - The percentage of total views of this blog that came from a single post:
**57.2%** - Chance of drawing a royal flush:
**0.000154%** - Suppose 2 individuals were each told to pick an arbitrary grain of sand in any beach on Earth. Chance that the two picked the exact same grain of sand:
**~0.00000000000000001%** - Chance that a randomly chosen number on the number line is rational:
**0%** - Percent mass of the solar system that is taken up by the Sun:
**99.86%** - Chance that a long-count cycle of the Mayan calendar ends on 12/21/12:
**99%** - Chance the world will end on 12/21/12:
**0.00000001%** - Chance that there will be a mass panic on 12/21/12:
**2%** - Difference between .999999999999… and 1:
**0%** - Chance that we are actually living in a simulated reality, according to this paper:
**~100%** - Percent of people who are in the top 10%:
**10%** - Percent of posts I write that contain self-reference, such as this one:
**32%** - Chance that some percentage is repeated in this list:
**100%** - Percent of your brain that you use, according to a popular but nonetheless made-up fact on the Internet:
**10%** - Percent of your brain that you actually use: ~
**100%** - Chance that a randomly chosen word contains the letter “e”:
**13%** - Chance that this entire list is useless:
**99.59%** - Percent of the percent-sign (%) that I can draw in 0.2 seconds:
**33%** - The percent of KNOWLEDGE that human beings currently understand, assuming knowledge is infinite:
**0%** - How much I care about politics:
**0.1%** - 1 + 1:
**200%** - Chance that 42 is your favorite number:
**42%** - Chance that something which works in theory will work in practice:
**1%** - Chance that something which works in practice will work in theory:
**1%** - Chance that there will be a spam comment, which will be caught immediately by WordPress’s magical anti-spam system:
**97%** - Chance that there is something ironic in this post:
**97%** - Difference between a “slim chance” and a “fat chance”:
**0%** - Chance that a randomly chosen integer in the neighborhood of 1 trillion is a prime number: ~
**3.62%** - Chance that the previous result invoked the prime number theorem:
**100%** - Percent of readers who actually clicked the link in the previous bullet:
**17%** - Percent of readers who originally didn’t click that link, but then did after reading the bullet after that link:
**35%** - Inflation rate of the United States in March 2012:
**2.7%** - Inflation rate of the United States in January 1922:
**-11.1%** - Inflation rate of Hungary in July 1946:
**41,900,000,000,000,000%** - Inflation of volume of the Universe, according to the conventional Big Bang Model, in an extremely tiny fraction of a second:
**100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000%** - Percent of people who scrolled through this article, but then stopped for a while to look at what the above commotion of 80 zeros in a row meant:
**88%** - Freshness rating of
*The Titanic*(1997):**87.7%** - Size of the model of the ship used for the film, compared to the size of the actual RMS
*Titanic*(comparing length):**87.5%** - Chance that some boredom has caused me to compose this list of percentages:
**93%** - Percent of people who want this list to end soon:
**95%** - Top speed of a cheetah compared to the top speed of the fastest human:
**321%** - Speed of sound in standard atmospheric conditions compared to the top speed of a cheetah:
**1000%** - Speed of light in a vacuum compared to the speed of sound in standard atmospheric conditions:
**87,350,000%** - Strength of the electromagnetic force compared to the strength of the gravitational force:
**100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000%** - Percent of people who are puzzled by the number above:
**100%** - Percent of physics that can be explained by assuming all particles are made of tiny spherical monkeys, who are of course typing furiously on tiny typewriters:
**100%** - Chance that we will find the Higgs boson by the end of the year:
**33%** - Chance that we will find evidence of extraterrestrial life, by the end of the 21st century:
**50%** - The width of a dollar bill to its length:
**42.6%** - A percentage of great important to statistics:
**95%** - The amount of sense that the next 3 bullets make, when looked at together:
**30%** - Nitrogen composition of Venus’s atmosphere:
**3.5%** - Nitrogen composition of Earth’s atmosphere:
**78%** - Amount of nitrogen in Venus’s atmosphere compared to the amount of nitrogen in Earth’s atmosphere:
**404%** - Percent of people who instantly realized what is going on above:
**10%** - Chance that a random fact on the Internet is correct:
**13%** - Chance that someone is, at this moment,
*wrong*on the Internet:**100%** - 1/0:
**∞%** - -1/0:
**-∞%** - The ability to destroy a planet, next to the power of the Force:
**0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%** - The power level of a certain character:
**over 900,000%** - The number of people reading this article who will post a comment:
**0.1%** - The absolute temperature (Kelvin) of Hell compared to the absolute temperature of Heaven, according to the
*Applied Optics*journal:**at most 89.975%**(yes, this means Hell is cooler than Heaven, and thus Heaven is hotter than Hell) - Percent of Americans who aren’t entitled to their own opinion:
**38%** - Percent of Americans that believe the above statement:
**87%** - Percent of all money that is wasted:
**93.2%** - Percent of facts in this list that were made up:
**32.5%** - Chance that the writer has to attend some completely useless meeting in the next half-hour, and therefore must end the list:
**110%**

The only reason I read the entire list is because of the first percent. Ha!

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Yep, I remember you made a comment way back about percentages. Happy birthday!

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read the entire thing to spite your possibly incorrect percentages, or at least to change them. 😛

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this is awesome

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I notice a distinct lack of 32.333…%

❤ Nargy.

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How did I forget Leeroy Jenkins?! I knew I was missing something.

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