A Proverbial Attempt at Wordplay (2)

Continuation of lines from A Proverbial Attempt at Wordplay.

  • If I cannot see further, it is because giants are standing on my shoulders.
  • Even if we can kill two birds with one stone—that’s still a lot of stones to ground Twitter.
  • Repartee is what we wish we had 24 hours earlier said; procrastination is what we wish we had 24 hours earlier not done.
  • If I had a dollar, I would spend it. Perhaps that’s why I had to say “if.”
  • A stopped clock is correct twice a day; a stopped nuclear bomb is correct.
  • Nothing speaks louder than a sword.
  • Facebook status updates are both common and important. But unfortunately, those that are common are not important, and those that are important are not common.
  • The Internet is like the electromagnetic force—without it, our world would collapse.
  • If all the world’s a stage, then who or what is controlling the curtain?
  • A sword with no blade is just as mighty as a pen with no ink.
  • Football is like tennis—only the rules, players, and equipment are different.
  • Pi contains an infinite number of digits, but my digits contain only a finite amount of pie.
  • A mistake is a mistake; an error is an error.
  • Do not worry about the meaning of life; just make yours a life of meaning.
  • We are just as excited for the celebration of a new decade as we are for the celebration of a new millennium. Why not celebrate every day?

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