Continuation of lines from A Proverbial Attempt at Wordplay.

• If I cannot see further, it is because giants are standing on my shoulders.
• Even if we can kill two birds with one stone—that’s still a lot of stones to ground Twitter.
• Repartee is what we wish we had 24 hours earlier said; procrastination is what we wish we had 24 hours earlier not done.
• If I had a dollar, I would spend it. Perhaps that’s why I had to say “if.”
• A stopped clock is correct twice a day; a stopped nuclear bomb is correct.
• Nothing speaks louder than a sword.
• Facebook status updates are both common and important. But unfortunately, those that are common are not important, and those that are important are not common.
• The Internet is like the electromagnetic force—without it, our world would collapse.
• If all the world’s a stage, then who or what is controlling the curtain?
• A sword with no blade is just as mighty as a pen with no ink.
• Football is like tennis—only the rules, players, and equipment are different.
• Pi contains an infinite number of digits, but my digits contain only a finite amount of pie.
• A mistake is a mistake; an error is an error.
• Do not worry about the meaning of life; just make yours a life of meaning.
• We are just as excited for the celebration of a new decade as we are for the celebration of a new millennium. Why not celebrate every day?